Comin' ta y'all from someone who is totally infected! Maybe y'all will catch the piggy decease like ah did. Maybe not, fer yer sake, ah hope not. Ah do admit tha' ah made alot of jokes aboot this Swine Flu thin', ah didn't take it seriously one bit. At least ah don' have ta get the shot for it now!
On Thanksgivin', yah know, tha' holiday where yah and yer family all gather 'round a table an' eat turkey! Yeas, ah find it odd too. Eatin' turkey, the only real meat where yah HAVE ta sweeten it with some cranberry sauce, how lame eh? Yeah, we sure do some odd thin's here in this country.
Sos, anyway. We had all o'mah family over for dinner (So, jus' mah cousins) an' since we had all had us some turkey all the other days, we had some pork instead. So ah was survin' up some slices of Swine Flu for everyone there. Sent 'em all laughin' like crazy when ah said tha'!
So ah'm guessin' this is revenge for not takin' it seriously. Ah came down with some Swine Flu y'all!
So stay away from my Swine Flu stew.
Or any other piggy goo.
It's not really fun, so you better run,
when a piggy starts chasin' you!
'Til next! Let's hope I live for y'all so ah can keep up the blogs!
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
<(?_?<) Question Monster
Would y'all like ta know how The Question Monster came ta life?
The crowd calls out loudly, "No!"
Okay, okay. Yah don' have ta ask so loudly! Ah'd lurv ta tell y'all how he became wha' he is today.
Yah see, ah was playin' this weird game, and it's like text based. Called Castle Marrach. ( = But, ah typed this one word, an' it came up as some random word tha' ah didn't understand....so...
<(?_?<)
THE QUESTION MONSTER CAME TO LIFE!
Yeah, tha's the story. So, if yah can see the list at the side... So the right... No! Your other right... Yes, okay, yah got it. Well, the list of words for The Question Monster to eat. If yah know what any of those words mean, comment on this entry, type the word, then describe what it means to me. ( =
P.S. If yah wouldn't mind using small words in your explanation...tha' would be awesome. ( = Ah'm just not the brightest blueberry in the patch... an' ah have been told tha' many times... by unnamed people (Dakota) whom ah will not name (Dakota) 'cause ah wouldn't want people ta guess about who I'm not naming (Dakota) to be evil people...
~~No hard feelin's unnamed person (Dakota) Still lurv yah ( = ~~
'Til next!
The crowd calls out loudly, "No!"
Okay, okay. Yah don' have ta ask so loudly! Ah'd lurv ta tell y'all how he became wha' he is today.
Yah see, ah was playin' this weird game, and it's like text based. Called Castle Marrach. ( = But, ah typed this one word, an' it came up as some random word tha' ah didn't understand....so...
<(?_?<)
THE QUESTION MONSTER CAME TO LIFE!
Yeah, tha's the story. So, if yah can see the list at the side... So the right... No! Your other right... Yes, okay, yah got it. Well, the list of words for The Question Monster to eat. If yah know what any of those words mean, comment on this entry, type the word, then describe what it means to me. ( =
P.S. If yah wouldn't mind using small words in your explanation...tha' would be awesome. ( = Ah'm just not the brightest blueberry in the patch... an' ah have been told tha' many times... by unnamed people (Dakota) whom ah will not name (Dakota) 'cause ah wouldn't want people ta guess about who I'm not naming (Dakota) to be evil people...
~~No hard feelin's unnamed person (Dakota) Still lurv yah ( = ~~
'Til next!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Me And Emmas' Amazing Adventure~
One of mah more fun adventures took place this weekend, on Saturday. Yes, Saturday was the day of the...crime. The crime of havin' too much fun! Yay.
For yah see, ah went campin' with mah pal Emma. We went Friday night, and stayed 'til Sunday, which after we got home we saw us a movie. It was Fame, pretty good, sweet music.
ANYWAY!
Sos ah an' Emma decided to go for a little walk. Well, it wasn't that little... Let me tell this in first person, wills be lots more fun!
~Back To The Time Of Saturday Morning~
I stumbled through the woods, running after Emma. "Stop going so fast, Idiot!" I shouted at her. She just laughed and skipped on ahead of me, far ahead.
When I finally caught up and we both stopped for a breath, all you could hear was, "ATREYU! TREY, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" It was my dad shouting at my dog because he must have ran after me and Emma. Just like the last time we went to take a "walk". We both looked at each other then we burst out laughing and skipped along the trail of rocks and made it to a new path.
We really followed the path for a bit but then Emma saw... a log! "Look! A river!" she called to me. I trotted over to see what the heck she was pointing at. It was like this swampy river thing, and there was a log fallen over it. So Emma stepped onto the log and crouched. Then she started to shimmy along it, real slow like. So I just walked down the river to go around and meet her on the other side.
"Where are you going?" she asked me as I walked across the end.
"Just coming the easy way, you know, you should come this way too instead of falling in the water." She just rolled her eyes at my warning and kept moving along.
But by the time she was half way across the log, I was waiting for her at the end of it. "Don't fall in, Emma. You wouldn't want to get wet, eh, Emma?" I said to her, really trying to male her fall in.
"Shut up, Shannon." I laughed and kept telling her to watch her step and to not fall in. But guess what happened kids?
'She fell in?' all the children in the audience ask on Que.
Indeed! She did! Well, more like stepped in. A branch she was holding broke, so she claimed to have stepped in the water instead of falling in, then crossed to where I was so I could taunt her and laugh at her for what she had done. Then I finished it off with the classical saying, 'I told yah so." That was just the perfect touch.
So we kept on walking and I took a nice look out over some rocks...but I couldn't find Emma. So I looked all over. "EEMMMMAAA!" I shouted. She called back so I ran along to her. We climbed down some rocks and I joked about how we were both going to get lost and not be able to find each other. but Emma would get home safe while I like fell off a cliff or something.
That was a little before we came to the very epic remains of a castle thing! It was like blocked off with some grates but that didn't keep us from jumping through some of the windows of it. We just kept hopping through the windows and found like this random little path thing. "Ohh! A wall, let's follow it, " Emma said so I just followed her.
We pushed the branched and stuff out of our way as we jugged along the never ending path of total shitty grass. But alas, we did get to a nice path. It was flat in the middle, and lined by trees. Didn't look very traveled though. 'Oh well,' we thought and just kept going on. Sadly we didn't know how long that path was going to be for us.
As we ventured through I got bored and started telling Emma all the stupid ways that I would die in the forest, and they all involved one character that we had made up before that haunts my every dream and nightmare. Jason. Also said, in jokes sake, since Jason lives in a cabin, we would go, "Oh look, a cabin!" It all was really fun though, and gave us something to do.
We came upon this like totally awesome cliff! So we like climbed up it, and as pointless as this is, we looked out, then climbed back down. "I'm gunna fall into you, Shannon! So hurry up, Stupid," Emma laughed. I just rolled my eyes and slid back down the steep hill. She followed close behind.
Just to point out, me and Emma always call each other stuff like, stupid, idiot, dunder head, ditz, bullok. Ect. But that's because we're such awesome friends. ( =
So as we trotted along, there was this path bellow us that we wanted to go on but then we would have had to go down like this wall of rocks that looked like a big drop... So we went down, jumped off the ledge actually. Landed safe, no need to worry (Doupt you would anyway) but yeah, we're safe still.
Then...Somehow we ended up a a river that we couldn't cross, so we went back, and forward...and in a few minutes were on the other side of the river...Had no real idea how that happened. But we did end up at another, smaller stone house thing...
We turned, but there was a fence blocking our way that we were later shown how to get around it anyway. So we kept walking and ended up in the town...
"Shannon, in her pyjamas and a hat, and me in my sweater, yoga pants and a soaking shoe...Not an odd scene at all, eh?" Emma said all like calm style, but we both ended up laughing. So we walked through town not getting too many stares, but walking straight, then taking a left until Emma pointed, "A sign!" So we ran along and followed the sing and eventually, after all my arguing, got back to camp only to find my mom sitting by the fire, knitting. How dramatic, eh?
They didn't even worry about us but me and Emma both agreed, 'no one else would be as stupid as us together to do that. We're so special!'
~~~
There is mah awesome campin' story y'all. Enjoy, there may be more comin' pretty soon! 'til next, have a good one.
For yah see, ah went campin' with mah pal Emma. We went Friday night, and stayed 'til Sunday, which after we got home we saw us a movie. It was Fame, pretty good, sweet music.
ANYWAY!
Sos ah an' Emma decided to go for a little walk. Well, it wasn't that little... Let me tell this in first person, wills be lots more fun!
~Back To The Time Of Saturday Morning~
I stumbled through the woods, running after Emma. "Stop going so fast, Idiot!" I shouted at her. She just laughed and skipped on ahead of me, far ahead.
When I finally caught up and we both stopped for a breath, all you could hear was, "ATREYU! TREY, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" It was my dad shouting at my dog because he must have ran after me and Emma. Just like the last time we went to take a "walk". We both looked at each other then we burst out laughing and skipped along the trail of rocks and made it to a new path.
We really followed the path for a bit but then Emma saw... a log! "Look! A river!" she called to me. I trotted over to see what the heck she was pointing at. It was like this swampy river thing, and there was a log fallen over it. So Emma stepped onto the log and crouched. Then she started to shimmy along it, real slow like. So I just walked down the river to go around and meet her on the other side.
"Where are you going?" she asked me as I walked across the end.
"Just coming the easy way, you know, you should come this way too instead of falling in the water." She just rolled her eyes at my warning and kept moving along.
But by the time she was half way across the log, I was waiting for her at the end of it. "Don't fall in, Emma. You wouldn't want to get wet, eh, Emma?" I said to her, really trying to male her fall in.
"Shut up, Shannon." I laughed and kept telling her to watch her step and to not fall in. But guess what happened kids?
'She fell in?' all the children in the audience ask on Que.
Indeed! She did! Well, more like stepped in. A branch she was holding broke, so she claimed to have stepped in the water instead of falling in, then crossed to where I was so I could taunt her and laugh at her for what she had done. Then I finished it off with the classical saying, 'I told yah so." That was just the perfect touch.
So we kept on walking and I took a nice look out over some rocks...but I couldn't find Emma. So I looked all over. "EEMMMMAAA!" I shouted. She called back so I ran along to her. We climbed down some rocks and I joked about how we were both going to get lost and not be able to find each other. but Emma would get home safe while I like fell off a cliff or something.
That was a little before we came to the very epic remains of a castle thing! It was like blocked off with some grates but that didn't keep us from jumping through some of the windows of it. We just kept hopping through the windows and found like this random little path thing. "Ohh! A wall, let's follow it, " Emma said so I just followed her.
We pushed the branched and stuff out of our way as we jugged along the never ending path of total shitty grass. But alas, we did get to a nice path. It was flat in the middle, and lined by trees. Didn't look very traveled though. 'Oh well,' we thought and just kept going on. Sadly we didn't know how long that path was going to be for us.
As we ventured through I got bored and started telling Emma all the stupid ways that I would die in the forest, and they all involved one character that we had made up before that haunts my every dream and nightmare. Jason. Also said, in jokes sake, since Jason lives in a cabin, we would go, "Oh look, a cabin!" It all was really fun though, and gave us something to do.
We came upon this like totally awesome cliff! So we like climbed up it, and as pointless as this is, we looked out, then climbed back down. "I'm gunna fall into you, Shannon! So hurry up, Stupid," Emma laughed. I just rolled my eyes and slid back down the steep hill. She followed close behind.
Just to point out, me and Emma always call each other stuff like, stupid, idiot, dunder head, ditz, bullok. Ect. But that's because we're such awesome friends. ( =
So as we trotted along, there was this path bellow us that we wanted to go on but then we would have had to go down like this wall of rocks that looked like a big drop... So we went down, jumped off the ledge actually. Landed safe, no need to worry (Doupt you would anyway) but yeah, we're safe still.
Then...Somehow we ended up a a river that we couldn't cross, so we went back, and forward...and in a few minutes were on the other side of the river...Had no real idea how that happened. But we did end up at another, smaller stone house thing...
We turned, but there was a fence blocking our way that we were later shown how to get around it anyway. So we kept walking and ended up in the town...
"Shannon, in her pyjamas and a hat, and me in my sweater, yoga pants and a soaking shoe...Not an odd scene at all, eh?" Emma said all like calm style, but we both ended up laughing. So we walked through town not getting too many stares, but walking straight, then taking a left until Emma pointed, "A sign!" So we ran along and followed the sing and eventually, after all my arguing, got back to camp only to find my mom sitting by the fire, knitting. How dramatic, eh?
They didn't even worry about us but me and Emma both agreed, 'no one else would be as stupid as us together to do that. We're so special!'
~~~
There is mah awesome campin' story y'all. Enjoy, there may be more comin' pretty soon! 'til next, have a good one.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Computers~
As ah have come ta find through the last few evil weeks, technology hates meh... Why it does, ah have no clue... But it does all the same. Why meh? Huh? Can't yah hate the Face of Death or Stinky instead? WHY MEH?! What have ah done ta deserve this?
*thinks*
Oh, stupid question... t(-_-t) "Forgive meh oh great computers..."
The poor DVD player, the colour printer...and tha' lonely little computer mouse, an' many others. They all suffered at the tip O'meh screwdriver an' other tools. As they now rest in pieces, we mourn their long, actually short, lives with tears of regret. They was beautiful machines an' shall be up in computer heaven.
So ah guess this would be pay back for the crimes ah have done... But why NOW of all times?! Geepers...
Anyways, 'til next... Well uh...if mah laptop, Nevil, actually lets meh get back onta meh blog again tha' is... We can hope eh? Catch y'all later!
*thinks*
Oh, stupid question... t(-_-t) "Forgive meh oh great computers..."
The poor DVD player, the colour printer...and tha' lonely little computer mouse, an' many others. They all suffered at the tip O'meh screwdriver an' other tools. As they now rest in pieces, we mourn their long, actually short, lives with tears of regret. They was beautiful machines an' shall be up in computer heaven.
So ah guess this would be pay back for the crimes ah have done... But why NOW of all times?! Geepers...
Anyways, 'til next... Well uh...if mah laptop, Nevil, actually lets meh get back onta meh blog again tha' is... We can hope eh? Catch y'all later!
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