Sunday, September 27, 2009
For yah see, ah went campin' with mah pal Emma. We went Friday night, and stayed 'til Sunday, which after we got home we saw us a movie. It was Fame, pretty good, sweet music.
Sos ah an' Emma decided to go for a little walk. Well, it wasn't that little... Let me tell this in first person, wills be lots more fun!
~Back To The Time Of Saturday Morning~
I stumbled through the woods, running after Emma. "Stop going so fast, Idiot!" I shouted at her. She just laughed and skipped on ahead of me, far ahead.
When I finally caught up and we both stopped for a breath, all you could hear was, "ATREYU! TREY, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" It was my dad shouting at my dog because he must have ran after me and Emma. Just like the last time we went to take a "walk". We both looked at each other then we burst out laughing and skipped along the trail of rocks and made it to a new path.
We really followed the path for a bit but then Emma saw... a log! "Look! A river!" she called to me. I trotted over to see what the heck she was pointing at. It was like this swampy river thing, and there was a log fallen over it. So Emma stepped onto the log and crouched. Then she started to shimmy along it, real slow like. So I just walked down the river to go around and meet her on the other side.
"Where are you going?" she asked me as I walked across the end.
"Just coming the easy way, you know, you should come this way too instead of falling in the water." She just rolled her eyes at my warning and kept moving along.
But by the time she was half way across the log, I was waiting for her at the end of it. "Don't fall in, Emma. You wouldn't want to get wet, eh, Emma?" I said to her, really trying to male her fall in.
"Shut up, Shannon." I laughed and kept telling her to watch her step and to not fall in. But guess what happened kids?
'She fell in?' all the children in the audience ask on Que.
Indeed! She did! Well, more like stepped in. A branch she was holding broke, so she claimed to have stepped in the water instead of falling in, then crossed to where I was so I could taunt her and laugh at her for what she had done. Then I finished it off with the classical saying, 'I told yah so." That was just the perfect touch.
So we kept on walking and I took a nice look out over some rocks...but I couldn't find Emma. So I looked all over. "EEMMMMAAA!" I shouted. She called back so I ran along to her. We climbed down some rocks and I joked about how we were both going to get lost and not be able to find each other. but Emma would get home safe while I like fell off a cliff or something.
That was a little before we came to the very epic remains of a castle thing! It was like blocked off with some grates but that didn't keep us from jumping through some of the windows of it. We just kept hopping through the windows and found like this random little path thing. "Ohh! A wall, let's follow it, " Emma said so I just followed her.
We pushed the branched and stuff out of our way as we jugged along the never ending path of total shitty grass. But alas, we did get to a nice path. It was flat in the middle, and lined by trees. Didn't look very traveled though. 'Oh well,' we thought and just kept going on. Sadly we didn't know how long that path was going to be for us.
As we ventured through I got bored and started telling Emma all the stupid ways that I would die in the forest, and they all involved one character that we had made up before that haunts my every dream and nightmare. Jason. Also said, in jokes sake, since Jason lives in a cabin, we would go, "Oh look, a cabin!" It all was really fun though, and gave us something to do.
We came upon this like totally awesome cliff! So we like climbed up it, and as pointless as this is, we looked out, then climbed back down. "I'm gunna fall into you, Shannon! So hurry up, Stupid," Emma laughed. I just rolled my eyes and slid back down the steep hill. She followed close behind.
Just to point out, me and Emma always call each other stuff like, stupid, idiot, dunder head, ditz, bullok. Ect. But that's because we're such awesome friends. ( =
So as we trotted along, there was this path bellow us that we wanted to go on but then we would have had to go down like this wall of rocks that looked like a big drop... So we went down, jumped off the ledge actually. Landed safe, no need to worry (Doupt you would anyway) but yeah, we're safe still.
Then...Somehow we ended up a a river that we couldn't cross, so we went back, and forward...and in a few minutes were on the other side of the river...Had no real idea how that happened. But we did end up at another, smaller stone house thing...
We turned, but there was a fence blocking our way that we were later shown how to get around it anyway. So we kept walking and ended up in the town...
"Shannon, in her pyjamas and a hat, and me in my sweater, yoga pants and a soaking shoe...Not an odd scene at all, eh?" Emma said all like calm style, but we both ended up laughing. So we walked through town not getting too many stares, but walking straight, then taking a left until Emma pointed, "A sign!" So we ran along and followed the sing and eventually, after all my arguing, got back to camp only to find my mom sitting by the fire, knitting. How dramatic, eh?
They didn't even worry about us but me and Emma both agreed, 'no one else would be as stupid as us together to do that. We're so special!'
There is mah awesome campin' story y'all. Enjoy, there may be more comin' pretty soon! 'til next, have a good one.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Oh, stupid question... t(-_-t) "Forgive meh oh great computers..."
The poor DVD player, the colour printer...and tha' lonely little computer mouse, an' many others. They all suffered at the tip O'meh screwdriver an' other tools. As they now rest in pieces, we mourn their long, actually short, lives with tears of regret. They was beautiful machines an' shall be up in computer heaven.
So ah guess this would be pay back for the crimes ah have done... But why NOW of all times?! Geepers...
Anyways, 'til next... Well uh...if mah laptop, Nevil, actually lets meh get back onta meh blog again tha' is... We can hope eh? Catch y'all later!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
When we was walkin' along one of the paths, ah saw this awesome spot just filled with autumn coloured leaves...sadly...they was fake leaves. Ah had thought it was so pretty, until mah mumm pointed out they were fake. We grabbed a bunch of 'em anyway. Maybe ah can sell 'em on the inter-web for a bunch of money! If any of ya'll are interested in buying some, or jus' want some, tell meh. ( =
So ah am actually goin' back to tha' camp sire while they will be filmin'. Ah'll try ta get some pictures an' have some fun. Ah also wan'ta take ma friend, ah'm bribin' her with Oreo cookies.
So yeah, ah found it as quite strange ta find those leaves, but also pretty funny.
So yes, it was quite funny as ah found that fall had come early. lol.
Enjoy, comment, be safe. 'Til next.
Friday, September 18, 2009
~~Death By Cheese~~
It was a beautiful day--started off fine,
Until Senna decided to grab a cup of wine.
After that she went to the kitchen for a treat,
And her fate was something she'd never thought to meet.
She asked the cook for cheese and he gave it to her quick,
But it slipped through her fingers before she even got in a lick.
As it fell through the air and dropped to the floor,
The cheesy purity was no more.
Now feeling awful for what she had just done,
Senna reached in her purse and she pulled out a gun.
"Oh gods good Sister, this round you win,
I shall go down to hell and pay for my sin."
With those last few words she held the gun to head,
Finally ending her short life with a bullet of lead.
So her body lie there--motionless and still,
Until her sister came to discover the kill.
"Oh please don't let this be true, have her live,
To have her alive again there's nothing I wouldn't give."
With that Dear Sarnon had the gun in her hand,
Squeezing the trigger to take her to that underground land.
They ended up together --happy and well,
As both the sisters danced about down in hell.
So ah hope y'all liked ma poem, ah hope ta put more up. Ah have a few more...
Sadly she ended up saying the first one was too deep to work >.>
I see the world through my eyes, and no one Else's. Other people see it from their views but those are different to mine. Life is there, so live it, I say. Also, why should you be anyone but yourself? You can be no more and no less then that who you are, so just accept it and live it to your best. I see people as weird, when they would see me as weird, where as I am just me. Some things fascinate me and others bore me, simple, I know. Yet that is all there is. There are the bright things that catch my eyes, things that will make me think, and the rare things that I ignore. If something is the same as other things, even people, I won't even give it a second look. If you've seen it once, why look again?
So ah wrote her another one, a simpler one that described more about me, yet was also deep.
If you were me and I were you, then who would need to guess? Why not just see that I like pie and then go away and never come back. Just don't steal my shoes, my sweater or worse, my pie or story. If I could kick you during school, your ass would hurt like hell, but if you challenge me to wrestling, I'll take you down. So beware my tricks and sweet Ipod, for not is all as it seems, Fool.
Once again, enjoy, comment, and whatever else yah feel like doin'. But this one mah friend seemed to like, even though she liked both of 'em. ( =
But tha's just how ah am. So ah say, why not share a little of it with y'all and post it? Are yah up to hearin' it then? Good luck ( =
You are only but yourself, no one else. You were not made from a mold of other's expectations, but from the mold of your own feelings and attitude.
You should express yourself and accept who you are, not try to be what other people want to you be, but only be yourself.
A person can only be themselves. They can be no more and no less, so make the best of your life and live it to the fullest, enjoy and savour every moment and always remember, if things get low and dark, they will always brighten again. So stick into it for the whole ride, don't get off halfway.
So there is mah wisdom, enjoy and think about it. Maybe ah'll write some more fors yah later = P
'Til then, take care y'all!