Thursday, October 29, 2009
You ready for the scariest day of all?
Did you get your costume yet?
Still time to visit the mall.
Do you really think your ready?
Or will all the fright get to you?
You could hide from it for the whole time.
Maybe even lock yourself in the lou.
Is that the true spirit of Halloween though?
I think you know it's not.
So I say you should stick around for the entire show.
Maybe mah book will be published! Ah'll have ta come up with some amazin' twists and characters. Ah may actually not put in mah favourite character of all time though. Jason Miller. Bwahahahahaha! T'is mah favourite character tha' ah have ever made up. He's tha' bad guy tha' carries around a baseball bat! ( =
Ah guess y'all will jus' have ta wait an' see how this all turns out! Maybe ah'll put some of my story on the blog for y'all ta see how ah write, an' so y'all can tell meh how much ah suck at writin'! Woo!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
On Thanksgivin', yah know, tha' holiday where yah and yer family all gather 'round a table an' eat turkey! Yeas, ah find it odd too. Eatin' turkey, the only real meat where yah HAVE ta sweeten it with some cranberry sauce, how lame eh? Yeah, we sure do some odd thin's here in this country.
Sos, anyway. We had all o'mah family over for dinner (So, jus' mah cousins) an' since we had all had us some turkey all the other days, we had some pork instead. So ah was survin' up some slices of Swine Flu for everyone there. Sent 'em all laughin' like crazy when ah said tha'!
So ah'm guessin' this is revenge for not takin' it seriously. Ah came down with some Swine Flu y'all!
So stay away from my Swine Flu stew.
Or any other piggy goo.
It's not really fun, so you better run,
when a piggy starts chasin' you!
'Til next! Let's hope I live for y'all so ah can keep up the blogs!
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
In big red letters you see...
How awesome, eh?
Okay, so we was all sittin' against the wall for a stranger drill, yah know, where a strange person comes inta yer school? Well, this was jus' a practice! So don't fret kiddies.
Well, it was Dylan's cell tha' went off durin' this. Boris found it on the floor, an' he thought it was our teachers cell. So he wen' an' put the cell ON the TEACHER'S desk!
So when the drill was over, she saw it and read the message, it was from Dylan's ol' Giiiirrrrrl ffrrriieennddd. So our teacher actually texted her back! On his cell! It was bloody hilarious!
'Til next y'all!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
0 - 35
Guess who won! Tha's right! They did! We didn't even get one touchdown. We gained 7 yards throughout the whole class of 30min, an' tha' was on our first play.
It was epic though, and ah'm not complainin'. It was jus' awesome. Maybe mah teams won't lose on Monday? Doubt it. It's fun anyway. The best part is all the arguing though, so wha' ever.
Enjoy 'til next.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
~~~~Causes of Conflict~~~~
- Sex (>?_?<) -Even the Question Monster is baffled-
Ah was jottin' down the notes, an' ah saw 'SEX' on the board. Ah glanced at mah teacher. He had tha' straight face like usual. We were all like skickerin' an' gigglin'. So he turned to us an' ah put up mah hand. "Why did you put sex on the board?"
He answered in the most simple way he could have... "Well, sex causes a lot of conflicts..."
Tha' just sent the class laughin' like crazy. after tha', everythin' in tha' class just sounded like rape. Ah'm not even kiddin'.
In the book, it was explainin' the different ways conflicts could be resolved. An' for 'accommodation resolution' it said: 'The conflict is resolved when one person gives into the other person(s) and does what they want ever if it may not be pleasant or they may be angry about it, but they do not show how they really feel about what is happening.' Now don't tha' sound like rape ta yah? It does ta me!
Wells, tata! Tha' was a pertty random thin' ta talk about, but it was hilarious!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
The crowd calls out loudly, "No!"
Okay, okay. Yah don' have ta ask so loudly! Ah'd lurv ta tell y'all how he became wha' he is today.
Yah see, ah was playin' this weird game, and it's like text based. Called Castle Marrach. ( = But, ah typed this one word, an' it came up as some random word tha' ah didn't understand....so...
THE QUESTION MONSTER CAME TO LIFE!
Yeah, tha's the story. So, if yah can see the list at the side... So the right... No! Your other right... Yes, okay, yah got it. Well, the list of words for The Question Monster to eat. If yah know what any of those words mean, comment on this entry, type the word, then describe what it means to me. ( =
P.S. If yah wouldn't mind using small words in your explanation...tha' would be awesome. ( = Ah'm just not the brightest blueberry in the patch... an' ah have been told tha' many times... by unnamed people (Dakota) whom ah will not name (Dakota) 'cause ah wouldn't want people ta guess about who I'm not naming (Dakota) to be evil people...
~~No hard feelin's unnamed person (Dakota) Still lurv yah ( = ~~
Sunday, October 4, 2009
The other thing ah noticed was...Mah dog is awesome! 'Cause we totally walked ta the school, an' there is like this giant clock thing on the pavement, numbers an' all tha' we like, played games on when was little.
Well, mah dog went pee on the number 5! So ah was all like, "Dude! My dog can tell time!" So like, can y'all guess wha' time it was right then? Huh? Can yah? Ah bet yah can't!
The audience shouts out, "Was it 5O'clock?!"
I laugh at the bad guess.
No, it wasn't five PM, it was seven PM! = O No waayyy!!!
It may have been around seven PM here... But it sure was five Pm in Calgary! Yeah, mah dog is tha' amazin'! Your jealous!! Laughs out loud. Y'all knows ah'm just kiddin' with yah. Ah know none of yah would be jealous of me!
'Til next y'all