This is my book. Plain and simple, I love it, nothing else need be said in this case. You can only look with the eye to see what has really been done to it, I could try to describe my book but that would not do it justice in the slightest way, no, not at all. So, here, I give you a picture... of my book. And let me add, I have wrecked this journal. The journal you see on the left is the one I gave to my friend for her birthday soon after I bought it and took this picture. Now, the journal on the right would be mine. You are asking yourself right now if that is a real hole in it, right? It is. I decided my journal was too hard to carry around, so my dad and myself drilled a hole in it. On one page it does say, after all, "cut through multiple layers"... I hope I didn't take it too literally. . There are others things I have done to this simple journal that I received on my birthday as a gift from my mom and... destroyed within a few days. As you might be able to see right here, there are band aids on the cover of my journal, they also move to the back of it due to the... let's call it an "injuries" which my journal has come to be involved in. It was quite fun though, I mus admit. My friends and myself were tossing my journal around during school, throwing across the classroom, chucking at the brick walls and throwing it high up into the air and trying to catch it, you know, being kids. It was really fun, but it did result in my journal's back cover and pages ripping off, thus come the band aids. Dora and Hello Kitty ones mainly. . On the back of the book is one of my favourite instructions of the whole things. "Tape this journal closed. Mail it to yourself." How fantastic is that? I would simply love to see the look on the mailman's face when he saw that. His eyes would be a bit wider than usual and his head would be at this different angle. It would be great. . However, I hope this book will last me a while, which, well, it is because... I haven't even got a lot of pages done, I am trying though, filling it in slowly and steadily, wrecking it bit-by-little-bit. Everything must be done destructively and creatively. So, it's fun. . Later.
...the power goes out and your first reaction is to start singing.
...something really big happen in the world and people are talking about it and you have no clue what hd just happened because you weren't watching TV last night.
...you can just sit at the computer all day watching the same youtube video over and over again.
...your mom comes and picks you up from school so you can skip then later asks you why you skipped class.
...you prance around in faery wings for 6 hours and want to do it again.
Best Quotes From My Life
'If I had a dime for everytime you said that... I would still be broke' -Graham
'Oh look! That's an odd place to put a piano...' -Troy
'Hugs, not drugs.' -Andreea
'Without the 'F' it would just be 'uck'. The 'F' makes all the difference.' -Danialle
'Well, sex does cause alot of conflict...' -Mr.Lambert
'Shannon, your a freak.' -My mom
'I want to have an awesome quote on your blog...So...We need to hang out.' -Kellie
'I put an ear in the testicle bucket.' -Mike Rowe
'Dora soup. Sounds pretty gross actually. All the taste of Dora in one spoonfull.' -My dad
'That's our government at work, what a bunch of losers.' -My mom
'So what you want us, Canada, to do is bomb another country and say "We didn't do it!" Yeah, sure, great idea.' -Ms.Leighton--Grd8 Teacher
'This is not funny, so why are people laughing?' -Heather
'The cake is a lie.' -Portal
'Your a turd for never being here when I come, Zoe. So that is what I give you, a turd. Love, Shannon.' -Me
'It's all your fault we made this pie. For that, we all love you.' -Hayley
'Something this stupid could only happen with Shannon.' -Emma
'You missed the point, no. Missed is an understatement. You ran in the opposite direction of the point at full speed.' -Dakota
I had to buy a new box of bandages after that repair. (eyes roll back in head)
ReplyDeleteI would have made you buy a new box anyway, mom.
ReplyDeleteNice. And here I thought mine was getting beat up. Not.
ReplyDeleteI've linked to this post from my latest update.
Have fun.